Milena Style

Posts from April 2010

April 8, 2010
- 21 Signs Your Wardrobe Expired in the 90's!

The RachelWe are ripe on 2010, but closer to embarking on the next decade.  If your clothes are still living in the 90's, wake-up and realize they are expired!
 
It's not just about being stylish either.  When your clothes are out of date, people's perception of you is that your ideas, thoughts and knowledge are out of date.  Whether you are a financial analyst, marketing guru, or self-employed start up...you want to portray the image that you are current and up-to-date on what's happening in your industry! 
 
Here are some signs that you are stuck in the 90's:
 
1.  You have a fleece on big enough to fit you plus one inside
2.  You wear overalls or shortalls
3.  You wear body suits with those bibs
4.  You have baby t's instead of t-shirts
5.  You wear midriff shirts to show off your belly button ring
6.  You wear Hawaiian shirts or shirts that say "Aloha"
7.  Your skirts have an angled hem that comes to a point
8.  Your jeans are baggy or have a flare leg
9.  You are still trying desperately to fit into low rise jeans
10. You wear bike shorts for purposes other than biking
11. You have chunky heals or square toed shoes (aka pilgrim shoes)
12. You wear Doc Martins
13. You are still sporting "The Rachel" haircut
14. You accent your hair with butterfly clips
15. You wear a fishing hat when you are not fishing
16. The tags are still attached to your favorite baseball cap
17. You workout in noisy wind pants that you can tear away
18. You support your sports team by wearing your starter jacket
19. More than 10% of your wardrobe is Guess or Tommy Hilfiger
20. You still carry your work in a rectangle, hard-sided brief case
21. Your purse is actually a backpack